The Original Online Talent Contest

We're a bunch of dead-beats and illiterati rejects, who are Wales' favourite export, according to the Welsh, who are glad to get shot of us... But with Zeta Jones, Charlotte Church, and Max Boyce, there wasn't much competition.SlagA pulled out of public appearances after his talent transplant rejected him and has since won Vogue's Celebrity You Most Want Euthanased Award three years running. Sadly he hasn't yet taken the hint.